正值盛夏,天氣炎熱,有什麼消暑方法最有效,當然是講冷笑話啦!今天我們給大家準備了一些英語梗的冷笑話,小心不要被凍住囉!
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An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. … But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.” A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”
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A British soldier meets an Australian soldier on a war zone.
British soldier: Did you come here to die?
Australian soldier: Nah mate, I came here yesterday.
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Your brain has two parts. Right part and Left part.
Your right part has nothing left, and your left part has nothing right.
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-- how do you call a deer with no eyes?
-- no idea
-- right
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Q: "What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?"
A: "The C"
Q: How do you spell mousetrap?
A: C-A-T.
Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Rubber-band -- because it streches.
Q: When does a dialect become a language?
A: When its speakers get an army and a navy.
Q: What's a teacher's favorite nation?
A: Expla-nation.
Q: Name a bus you can never enter?
A: A syllabus.
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When I drink alcohol,everyone says I'm an alcoholic.When I drink Fanta,no one says I'm fantastic.
這些笑點你有get到嗎?你還知道哪些好玩的英語梗呢?歡迎留言給我們!
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