[Rovell] Girl named Riley Morrison asks @StephenCurry30 why his sneakers don’t come in girls sizes. Steph responds.
一个名为Riley Morrison的小女孩写信问库里为什么他的球鞋没有女孩的尺码，库里亲切回信。
亲爱的斯蒂芬-库里：
我的名字叫莱莉（就跟你的女儿一样），今年9岁，来自加利福尼亚纳帕市。我是你的超级粉丝，很享受跟我爸去看勇士的比赛。因为我即将开始新的篮球赛季了，我就让爸爸给我买一双新的库里5代球鞋(C5）。我和爸爸去了安德玛官网，却失望地看到没有女孩版的库里五代。但是，官网上却有男孩版的C5出售，甚至还可以定制。我知道你一直支持女运动员，因为你有两个女儿，而且还举办了女子篮球训练营。我希望你能跟安德玛一起改变这个事情，因为女孩子也想穿着C5球鞋。
此致，
Riley Morrison
嘿，莱莉：
感谢你的担忧，我在过去两天一直在跟安德玛讨论如何解决这个问题。很抱歉的是，我们在官网上在小号的球鞋上只贴上了“男孩”的标签。我们会立即纠正这一问题。我保证会让你骄傲地穿上我的球鞋，也就是说我现在就会寄一双C5给你，并且你也会是拿到C6的第一批小孩之一。最后要说的是，我们为明年的国际女性节举办了一个特别的活动。我希望你能来跟我一起庆祝！还有更多的信息，不过你可以安排在那一晚上来到奥克兰市啦！祝你一切如意！
#毁掉比赛[译注1]
斯蒂芬
[译注1]不少外网批评勇士和库里的主要声音就是”他们/他毁掉了比赛"，虽然这是消极之意，但库里和勇士队已经接受了这个标签，主动用这个标签来反讽。
[–]76ersJerevicious 1344 指標 9小時前
That's a great gesture but my man is about to be flooded with these letters in the hopes for a hookup
库里这波善意很棒。但是他很快就要被成堆类似的撩骚书信淹没了。
[–]CelticsFlunky_Junky_Monkey 826 指標 9小時前
Dude is already flooded with letters. I can’t imagine how much fan mail this dude gets. It has to be insane. He probably has someone on the payroll just handling fan mail.
库里早就被书信淹没啦。我无法想象他每天要收到多少球迷来信。绝对是疯狂的数字。库里估计有花钱雇人专门处理球迷来信。
[–]Raptorsdronelogic 1086 指標 9小時前
i personally sent close to 20 letters this week alone
Steph pls respond
猛龙球迷：就我个人来说，我光是这周就给库里写了快20封信。
库里呀求求你理我一下吧。
[–]PistonsTheArbitraryUsername 773 指標 8小時前
Dear Steph, I wrote you but you still ain’t callin...
亲爱的库里，我给你写了信，但你还是没回复我……[译注2]
[译注2]：此处一直到这层末尾都是针对Eminem歌曲《Stan》的歌词改编。
[–]Celticsa_blue_ducks 451 指標 8小時前
I left my cell, my pager, and confusing hash tag at the bottom
我把我的地址，呼机号和令人疑惑的井号标签都写在了信的末尾。
[–]WarriorsSomethingInThatVein 224 指標 8小時前
Sent two pairs of shoes back in Autumn, you must not a got em
勇士球迷：秋天给你寄了两双鞋，你一定没收到吧。
[–]Warriorsklayser_Soze 166 指標 8小時前
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin' Sometimes I scribble addresses in lower case too sloppy when I jot 'em
勇士球迷：可能是邮局啥的出了问题吧。有时候我会用小写字母把地址写得很潦草。
[–]TrueReigns 145 指標 8小時前
But anyways what’s been up man how’s your daughters and son . My imaginary girlfriend’s pregnant too I’m bout to be a father.
不管这些了。最近怎么样，你的两个女儿和儿子都还好吗？我想象中的女友也怀孕了，我就要成为一个爸爸啦！
[–]_IowasVeryOwn 188 指標 7小時前
If I have a daughter, guess what ima call her? I’m a name her Steph. And I read about your brother Seth, I’m sorry, I had a friend go to Portland over some team that didn’t want him.
如果我有一个女儿，你猜我给她取啥名？肯定是斯蒂芬啦。我也听说你的兄弟赛斯的事儿了，很抱歉，我也有个朋友因为别的球队不想要他而去了开拓者打球。
[–]Supersonicskenjirouen 4380 指標 9小時前
My man really said #RUINTHEGAME lmao
库里还真加上了【#毁掉比赛】的标签，笑坏我了。
[–][TOR] Pops Mensah-Bonsushakattack917 2375 指標 9小時前
I love how he embraces #RuintheGame
库里全盘接受了“#毁掉比赛”这一标签，我喜欢。
[–]Nuggetshyperadhd 729 指標 9小時前
I think it's #RuinThe6ame which will be the Curry 6 hashtag/marketing plan.
Wait nevermind he just doesn't distinguish his G's and 6's
我觉得他写的是#RuinThe6ame吧，这会是库里六代战靴的社媒标签/营销计划。
等等，算了当我没说，可能库里就从来没分清楚过他写的G和6吧。
[–]Rocketsyumyumgivemesome 863 指標 8小時前
Fuck Curry for making me love him.
火箭球迷：TMD库里，为什么要让我爱上他！
[–]dlselken 305 指標 5小時前
hate the warriors but cant not love steph
我讨厌勇士队，但是无法不爱库里。
[–]RaptorsBootyLowry 148 指標 8小時前
Hard to hate him off the court. Easier on.
猛龙球迷：球场之外的库里很难让人讨厌。球场上反而会更简单一些。
[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejeric13xd 108 指標 8小時前
Yeah only when he makes those disrespectful shots while being draped over by the defense. Not mad at Steph, just mad that its possible to be that fucking good.
公牛球迷：楼上说的对，只有库里在防守球员的死缠烂打下射进那些羞辱性的投篮时，才会有球迷讨厌他。不是生库里的气，只是一个人居然有可能做到那么TM出色，实在是太让人气愤啦。
[–]Warriorsnbamodstrash 146 指標 8小時前
have you not seen that cunt chew his mouthguard? unbearable smh
勇士球迷：你们没有见过库里那小样嚼牙套的样子吗？简直忍无可忍啊，哎。
[–][MIA] Mario Chalmersbickdaddy 130 指標 8小時前
My only knocks against him are such arbitrary things... Chewing on his mouthguard, kind of changing the league in a direction I don’t enjoy. His wife saying that stuff in 2016...
热火球迷：我对库里仅有的一些不爽之处都是些很莫名其妙的小事：嚼牙套、有点儿使全联盟向我不喜欢的风格转变，还有库里妻子在16年说的那些话（抱怨比赛被操控了什么的）……
But god damn if he isn’t a great person. He’s 1b to LeBrons 1a in being the classiest superstars in the NBA.
Shout out to you Steph, stop making threes but keep being a good dude.
但是库里这人真是顶呱呱的好。他跟勒布朗同属一档（稍微落后勒布朗一点点），都是全联盟最有风度的超巨。
给库里点赞！别投三分啦，但是要继续做一个好人哦！
[–]Raptorspleasefeedthedino 6573 指標 9小時前
What a great kid and what a great response
多么可爱的一个孩子，如此温暖的一个回复。
[–]SpursLambrick2014 253 指標 8小時前*
I agree, surprised to know he's already 30* years old.
我也觉得，很难想象库里这孩子都三十岁了。
[–]Celticsa_blue_ducks 824 指標 8小時前
30 IS YOUNG OK, PEOPLE WHO ARE 30 CAN STILL DO SOME THINGS
凯尔特人球迷：三十岁还算年轻的好不好！三十岁的人还是能做点事的！
[–]Warriorsnbamodstrash 374 指標 8小時前
what was it like watching bill russell at his peak
勇士球迷：请问楼上，看巅峰比尔-拉塞尔打球是种怎样的体验？
[–]zoolander- 127 指標 8小時前
I bet he had a keen time listening to him play on his radio
我打赌你楼上当年用录音机听拉塞尔比赛的时候肯定乐在其中。
[–]PistonsTragicOriginStory 458 指標 8小時前
They let you use the internet at the nursing home?
那位凯尔特人球迷，养老院竟然允许你上网？
[–]SpursATXBeermaker 6951 指標 8小時前
The thing I hate most about Steph Curry is that it's impossible to hate him.
马刺球迷：我最讨厌库里的一点就是他让人完全不可能讨厌他。
[–]Warriorsfopiecechicken 2701 指標 8小時前
He's like Jesus albeit with slightly lighter skin.
勇士球迷：库里就好像是肤色略黑的耶稣啊。
[–]RaptorsDarkVoidize 1392 指標 8小時前
but can jesus swish it from 30+ feet?
但是耶稣可以从篮筐九米外刷刷刷地射进三分吗？
[–]PateLikeThePigBoy 941 指標 8小時前
Are you saying Jesus Christ can't hit a jumpshot?
楼上你是在说耶稣不能进跳投咯？
[–]Lakerschrisgcc 494 指標 8小時前
jesus christ is a superstar
耶稣是个超级明星呢。
[–]NBAporofessordad 3204 指標 8小時前x2
Nah, Jesus got crossed up so hard he died.
拉倒吧。耶稣被对手的一个【十字】突破过的太狠了，直接【钉】在原地了。
[–][HOU] James HardenDaniiiiii 579 指標 8小時前
Then had the audacity to come back three days later looking for a rematch. Like bruh you lost. Just take the L. It's just a game. He was a wild one.
然后三天后耶稣又厚着脸皮跑来想要重赛。我的天真不要脸，一场比赛你输了就输了，咋还输不起呢。耶稣可真疯狂。
[–]BucksSonnyLove 249 指標 7小時前
"Fine. You can all go to hell!"
“行行行，你们都给我下地狱吧！”
[–][NJN] Markel Brownlogana225 412 指標 9小時前
That's a really well written letter for a 9 year old.
对于一个九岁小孩儿来说，这封信的文笔真的不错。
[–][LAC] Chris Paulsakata32 4256 指標 9小時前
This is great. Also Curry has nice handwriting.
快船球迷：写的很棒。而且库里的字也写得挺漂亮的。
[–]76ersEarthWindandFlyers 1506 指標 9小時前
Someone on twitter said he has that Disney handwriting lol
76人球迷：推特上有个网友说库里的字体是迪士尼体哈哈。
[–]GrandmaTopGun 630 指標 8小時前
Let the Steph to Orlando rumors begin.
就让库里加盟奥兰多魔术的流言广传天下吧。[译注3]
[译注3]奥兰多有著名的迪士尼乐园。
[–]Magictoms47 564 指標 7小時前
Woah where’d my pants go
魔术球迷：诶，我裤子咋就掉下来了呢？
[–]woketimecube 214 指標 7小時前
woah why is ur dick in my hand
哇哦，你的捷豹怎么会在我手里呢？
[–]NBAzero7nine 1035 指標 9小時前
I was wondering about that. First, why is he writing in All-Caps. Second, the handwriting is beautiful and legible.
I'm not really a Stephen Curry fan but it's the small things like this that make me like him and his game more and more.
我刚还在想层主说的这个事呢。首先，为什么库里写字全大写？第二，他的字挺漂亮易懂的。
我算不上什么库里的球迷。但是正是这些小细节让我越发喜欢他本人以及他的赛场表现。
[–]BucksRonBakerThonMaker 749 指標 9小時前
He's had years of practice with private handwriting tutor
库里已经在私人书写训练师的指导下训练了很多年啦。
[–]Banana_massacre 269 指標 9小時前
Daddy taught jumpers handwriting.
库爹亲传的跳投，啊不，写字。
[–][MIN] Tyus Jonespollinium 343 指標 9小時前
I think lots of dads write in all caps
idk why but that's my observation
我觉得很多当爹的写字时都是全大写。
我也不知道为什么，但是这就是我的观察。
[–][PHI] JaVale McGeebrady25 299 指標 9小時前*
Not a dad but I write in all caps. I had pretty bad handwriting growing up and went to all caps in college when I had problems reading my own notes.
It’s pretty difficult to write in all caps and have it be illegible.
edit : this appears to be pretty common amongst engineering students I guess.
我没当爹，但我写字时也是全大写。从小到大我写的字一直很丑，到了大学甚至我自己都无法认清自己的字，只能开启全大写模式了。
你很难在全大写的时候把字迹写得模糊。
编辑：根据各位的回复，看来这种现象在工科学生里比较挺常见啊。
[–]Lakersalex94xela 249 指標 9小時前
Thats a good idea, my notes were unreadable so i stopped taking notes.
这点子不错哦。在此之前，我的笔记让人根本读不懂，所以我就干脆不再记笔记了。
[–][MIN] Zach LaVineSherspockHolmes 98 指標 8小時前
It’s why a lot of engineers write in all-caps
所以很多工程师都喜欢采用全大写的写字方式。
[–]Lakerseggydoo 96 指標 8小時前
My dad is electrical engineer and can confirm. Writes in all caps, but the first letter is a bigger cap. I started to do the same cause I noticed it was easier for people to read.
湖人球迷：我爹是个电气工程师，我可以作证。他写字时就全大写，但是每句话的首字母还必须是写得更大的一个大写字母。之后我也开始模仿他的写法了，因为我发现这样读起来更清晰。
[–]airbornethic 334 指標 9小時前
Stand up dude right there.
库里真是一个正直的人。
[–][OKC] Russell WestbrookRamzaa_ 865 指標 9小時前
Steph is a real one even if we all hate the warriors.
雷霆球迷：即使我们都不喜欢勇士队，那库里依然是一个好榜样。
[–]HeatTrendelthegreat 557 指標 8小時前
Meh Steph is why we liked the warriors in the first place. Then the team became a damn terrarium
热火球迷：哎，库里就是我们一开始喜欢勇士的原因啊，然后这支球队就特么成了夺冠收容所了……
[–]Raptorsgart888 321 指標 8小時前
Exactly. Steph and Klay are both super likable. It's Draymond and KD that make me not like the Warriors.
猛龙球迷：说的极是。库里和克莱都超讨喜。是格林和KD搞得我不喜欢勇士队。
[–][OKC] Paul GeorgeIncaseAce 189 指標 9小時前
I hate steph the player(cause he keeps fucking my team)
But Steph the person is fantastic
雷霆球迷：我不喜欢球员库里（因为他不停日翻我的主队）
但是场外库里是我的真爱。
[–]Celticsa_blue_ducks 122 指標 8小時前
cause he keeps skyfucking my team
凯尔特人球迷：因为他不停‘日’翻我主队的‘天’。
[–]CavaliersMortiest_Rick 217 指標 9小時前
My hate for the warriors is not stronger than my love for Steph Curry. God damn and bless this man.
骑士球迷：我对勇士的仇恨不及我对库里的爱。老天可千万要保佑库里保持健康啊。
[–][GSW] Stephen Curryparanoideo 164 指標 9小時前
My MVP
勇士球迷：这才是我的MVP嘛。
[–]Randym1221 703 指標 9小時前
Unmmm I wanna write steph curry a letter too , where the hell she mailed it to ??
嗯……我也想给库里写一封信啊。这个小姑娘把信寄到了哪呀？
[–][MIN] Tyus Jonespollinium 423 指標 9小時前
probably Warriors front office or maybe even Under Armor. I'm sure they have people that randomly open letters and if they think the athlete will like it, they pass it on
森林狼球迷：很可能是勇士管理层办公室或者是投到Under Armor公司那儿去了吧。我很确信他们会有人负责随机拆看一些信件，然后挑选一些他们觉得球员会喜欢看的供球员亲自阅读回复。
[–]Banana_massacre 237 指標 9小時前
That makes me wonder if Steph gets an office at Under Armor with like a secretary but he just never shows up to work.
这就忍不住让我浮想联翩了，库里是不是在UA有一间带秘书的办公室，但只是从来不去上班？
[–]ifailharder 198 指標 9小時前
He/she clips his bonsai tree on his desk that he doesn't know he has. Blows out the dust in his keyboard, and makes sure his fountain pen is always full of ink.
Probably also always answers the phone saying he "is in a meeting and unavailable to talk, may I take a message?."
秘书会时不时地打理办公桌上那棵库里都不知道自己有的盆栽。吹了吹库里键盘上的灰尘，确保他的钢笔里面永远充满墨水。
秘书也可能经常接起电话并说道“不好意思，他在开会，现在不方便答复您，请问您需要我帮忙给他带个话吗？”
[–]Warriorsnbamodstrash 251 指標 8小時前
"mr curry is busy dropping a 20 point quarter on austin rivers right now would you like me to take a message"
勇士球迷：“库里先生正忙着在奥斯汀-里弗斯头上砍下单节二十分呢，请问您需要我帮忙给他带个话吗？”
[–][LAL] Elgin BaylorWordsAreSomething 992 指標 9小時前
I've never thought of this but why are shoe sizes not unisex? Feet are feet
我从来没仔细想过，不过为啥鞋子还分性别呢？脚就是脚啊。
[–]Warriorsnbamodstrash 1966 指標 9小時前
feet aren't feet. It's a lie. feet are not feet. I'll explain it to you later.
勇士球迷：脚不是脚。这是谎言。脚可不是脚。我回头再解释。[译注4]
[译注4]在今年东部季后赛第二轮骑士VS猛龙的第三场比赛前，詹姆斯对记者们说“两分可不是普通的两分，我回头解释。”之后，他在比赛末尾投中高难度的压哨打板绝杀。
[–]NuggetsBioRam 508 指標 9小時前
If there's one thing Curry would know about, it's feet
库里可谓懂脚专家。[译注5]
[译注5]库里是出了名的恋足癖。库里老婆：老公会要求我给他发裸足照片>>
[–]Celticsa_blue_ducks 140 指標 8小時前
Rex Ryan taught me all I know about feet
凯尔特人球迷：我对脚的了解都是Rex Ryan教我的。[译注6]
[译注6]Rex Ryan曾是纽约喷气机队主教练，也是一知名恋足癖。
[–][OKC} Steven AdamsGrumpyBearBank 167 指標 9小時前
I don't know originally, but nowadays its marketing.
（回复层主）我不知道原来为什么男女鞋要分类。但如今主要是营销的原因。
[–]76ersJeCroisQue 414 指標 9小時前
There are actually differences in the average width of mens vs womens feet at the same sizes. Typically in the heel and toe box. It does't make a huge difference for day to day shoes, but athletic shoes like running or basketball it could make a difference in terms of comfort.
76人球迷：实际上，相同鞋码的男女脚部平均宽度还真有区别。差异一般是鞋头和脚后跟这两个地方。对于日常穿的鞋子，男鞋女鞋没有太大差异。但是像跑步鞋和篮球鞋这样的运动鞋，尺码差异对于舒适度的影响可就大了。
Men can wear women's shoes and vice versa but they are best to try them on to makes sure they are comfortable. So the average "womens" running shoe in a lot of brands should fit a bit more narrow than a men's of the same size.
男性可以穿女款尺码的鞋，反之亦然，但最好还是亲自试穿一下确保舒适性。所以很多品牌的一般“女码”运动鞋比起同样尺码的男运动鞋要窄一些。
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